Sometimes, people with less than perfect teeth hesitate to smile. Here at Burba Dental Partners, we think it’s important to smile as much as possible. Even if you’re a little self-conscious about your teeth, the simple act of smiling can turn your day around. In fact, studies have shown that smiling activates neural messaging that benefits your health and happiness. The feel-good neurotransmitters — dopamine, endorphins,
With that being said, we’ve gathered 15 of our favorite dental jokes– guaranteed to make you laugh, and in return– boost your health and mood.
What kind of glue would you use to keep your teeth together?
Tooth paste.
What has teeth, but no mouth?
A comb.
At what time do people go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth
To prevent bat breath.
Which teeth do you have to brush?
Just the ones you want to keep.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!
What’s the best thing to put into a pizza
Your teeth!
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
If Jenny has 32 candy bars and eats 25 of them, what does Jenny have?
C
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one!
Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.
Why are dentists such good problem solvers?
They know how to get to the root of a problem.
What is a dentist’s favorite day of the week?
Toothsday!
Where do killer whales go to get braces?
The orca-
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Do you have any smile- worthy jokes we missed? Let us know! Additionally, if it’s been over six months since your last appointment, you’re due! Make an appointment online, or call us at (978) 744-7575.
Dr. Randall Burba is an American Academy of Cosmetic Dentistry accredited dentist, with a practice in Salem, Massachusetts. He considers himself an artist–with teeth and beyond! He often paints, draws and has a passion for woodworking
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